So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
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Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
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Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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