I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
This baby is an asshole
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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