didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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