I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
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I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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