I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
