he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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