We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
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Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
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I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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