OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
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We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
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Brb crying the tears of my youth
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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