you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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