I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
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It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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