fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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