Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
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Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
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Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
wow bdsm is so cute
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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