no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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