Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
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I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"