did you get engaged???
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
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I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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