I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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