There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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