:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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