sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
