you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
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i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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