That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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