i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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