He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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