New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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