I am in a vortex of obligation.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
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just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
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This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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