i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
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you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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