Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
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woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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