Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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