just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
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For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
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The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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