I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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