yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
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can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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