this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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