Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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