shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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