I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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