3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
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Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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