you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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