What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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