He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
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That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
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Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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