Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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