When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
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I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
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HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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