The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
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I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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