Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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