with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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