Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
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I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
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I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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