For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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