2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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