I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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