am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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