the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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