Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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