Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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