don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
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Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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