I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
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Do I have a choice?
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Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
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Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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