sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
the condom got lost in my hair
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
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If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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